function quote() {
 //Random Quotes - Quote
 } ; q = new quote() ; n = 0
  function quote2() {
 //Random Quotes - Author
 } ; r = new quote2()
  function quote3() {
 //Random Quotes - 2nd word
 } ; s = new quote3()

 // Quote database -------------------------------------
 q[n++]= "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
 q[n++]= "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
 q[n++]= "Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts."
 q[n++]= "Eat well, stay fit, die anyway."
 q[n++]= "I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up."
 q[n++]= "Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone."
 q[n++]= "A smile confuses an approaching frown."
 q[n++]= "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."
 q[n++]= "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

 n= 0
 r[n++]= "Woody Allen"
 r[n++]= "Groucho Marx"
 r[n++]= "Author Unknown"
 r[n++]= "Ahmad"
 r[n++]= "Tom Lehrer"
 r[n++]= "Gladys Berthe Stern"
 r[n++]= "Author Unknown"
 r[n++]= "Woody Allen"
 r[n++]= "Albert Einstein"

 i=Math.floor(Math.random() * n) ;


document.write("\"");
document.write("<em>");
document.write( q[i] );
document.write("</em>");
document.write("\"&nbsp;--&nbsp;");
document.write( r[i] );